My girlfriend’s ex-step brother reminds me of one of the Beyblade kids for some reason, and every time I see this one photo of him all I can think is:
fear not, brother.
for they know nothing of our God.
the Beyblade God.
literally the lamest joke i ever made
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her
once when i was four i was watching my mom cook and suddenly a spider spinning a web just came down to the counter right in front of my mom’s face and she looked up and without any expression she smashed it with her fist, ripped the spiderweb away, threw it all in the garbage, washed her hands and resumed making dinner and from that moment on i knew that my mom did not deal with anybody’s shit